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Monat: März 2008

Morgendliches Abenteuer

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Heut morgen hamm se ja mal wieder gestreikt, die Mitarbeiter der „Stuttgarter Straßenbahn Betriebe“. Also musste ich mir ’ne Alternativroute überlegen. Zum Glück fuhr ein Bus zum Bahnhof in Weilimdorf, dann rein in die S-Bahn nach Stuttgart, von Stuttgart nach Cannstatt und von da den Rest kickboardartiger Weise.
Doch ziemlich unspektakulär…

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Spam #7 – English for Beginnerers

That have you you so thought! (Das hast du dir so gedacht!)
Give not so on! (Gib nicht so an!)
Heaven, ass and thread! (Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!)
Mealtime (Mahlzeit)
Of again see (Auf Wiedersehen)
Us runs the water in the mouth together. (Uns läuft das Wasser im Mund zusammen.)
Human being Meier! (Mensch Meier!)
I only understand railstation… (Ich versteh‘ nur Bahnhof…)
My dear Mister singing-club! (Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein!)
Now we sit quite beautiful in the inc… (Jetzt sitzen wir ganz schön in der Tinte…)
Your English is under all pig! (Dein Englisch ist unter aller Sau!)
Slow going is all truck’s beginning. (Müßiggang ist aller Laster Anfang.)
Now can come what wants. (Nun kann kommen was will.)
to have a jump in the dish (einen Sprung in der Schüssel haben)
to have much wood before the cottage (viel Holz vor der Hütte haben)
to have not all cups in the board (nicht alle Tassen im Schrank haben)
together-hang-less (zusammenhanglos)
if you think, you can beat me over the ear, you are on the woodway
(wenn du denkst, du kannst mich übers Ohr hauen, bist du auf dem Holzweg)
I’m heavy on wire (ich bin schwer auf draht)

Ass-monkey-castle (Aschaffenburg)
Bathroom-rich-echo (Bad Reichenhall)
Double-you-upper-valley (Wuppertal)
How’s bathing (Wiesbaden)
Raw-stick (Rostock)
Rectal-town (Darmstadt)
Spice-castle (Würzburg)
Theremouth (Dortmund)
To-Sitdown-home (Hockenheim)
Top-of-the-train (Zugspitze)
Have a nice day!

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