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Monat: Dezember 2009

Marcel mit Doppel „L“

Wem geht die neue 1&1-TV-Werbung genauso auf ’n Sack wie mir?
Die is ja schrecklich, geradezu seitenbacheresk. Marcell D‘Anus Avis is der neue Leiter für Kundenzufriedenheit und reibt es jedem unter die Nase. Wegschalten hilft nicht, der Spot läuft grad rauf und runter. Wusste gar nicht, dass es 1&1 überhaupt noch gibt. Schlecht scheint es ihnen ja nicht zu gehen, wenn sie Kohle über haben um rund um die Uhr ihren schlecht gemachten, fast ein-minütigen Spot in der Endlosschleife senden zu lassen. Der arme Marcel gibt auch leichtgläubig seine e-Mail -Adresse preis. Zeugt nicht unbedingt von IT-Sachverstand. Vielleicht is auch das der Grund, dass unter „Ähnliche Videos“ auf Youtube unter anderem „Roy is disabled“ aufgelistet wird. (P.S. IT-Crowd FTW!)

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96 Hours

Hab gestern im Zuge meines „Wir-schicken-dir-die-Filme-Hause“-Abonnements den Film „96 Hours“ angekuckt. Liam Nessons Tochter wird entführt und Daddy is muss sie raushauen. Die Story gab’s schon hundert Mal, is aber echt gut erzählt.

„I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills;
skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don’t,
I will look for you,
I will find you,
and I will kill you.“

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