Happy v-day!

Valentinstag-Sträuße zum Teil krebserregend [focus.de]

Bonus-Reddit-Valentins-Poesie….

If you feel depressed and lonely on valentines day,
just remember nobody loves you any other day of the year either
GeorgeBushWasALie

Roses are grey,
violets are grey,
I’m colourblind,
and shit at poems
Jamslap

Roses are red.
Violets are purple.
What the hell have I started?
Damnit…
nurple.
yakusokuN8

Roses are red,
The grass is greener,
When I think of you,
I touch my wiener.
saioke

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
BrendanJB